Ramblings

fyeahhousewifeswag:

“If you think ramming your penis in and out of her vagina is the only way to have sex, then I’m sorry, but you’re doing it wrong.” (x)

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lovelyinla:

PLAYFUL IN PALLY

You all know by now one of my absolute favorite designers is Rachel Pally. When I want something elegant or California Casual, I can usually find just the dress I’m looking for. From Maxi dresses to tops, pants and short or body con dresses, Rachel Pally White Label has me covered! I can easily get lost in the buttery fabric that comes in an array of colors. While the pieces can run on the spendier side they are totally worth it. Everything is made in the LA and you can’t go wrong with the fit and style. Not to mention, I always feel like a million bucks wearing Rachel Pally.

You can check her out at Nieman Marcus and Rachel Pally.com.

OUTFIT DETAILS: Dress c/o Rachel Pally, Bracelet: Lane Bryant, Earrings: Rachel Roy

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wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris

Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

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runninitriot:

fortheloveoffox:

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.
We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.
They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.
That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:
Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

That one, and under the nose, too. Place your thumb under it, and shove upward. They’ll either back off out of reflex, or you’ll break their nose. Plus, it will shatter their concentration, and they won’t be able to keep a grip on you, which will let you get loose, and give you an opportunity to either escape, or employ another tactic.

Everyone needs to see this. Spread it

runninitriot:

fortheloveoffox:

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.


We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.

They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.

That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.

Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:

Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

That one, and under the nose, too. Place your thumb under it, and shove upward. They’ll either back off out of reflex, or you’ll break their nose. Plus, it will shatter their concentration, and they won’t be able to keep a grip on you, which will let you get loose, and give you an opportunity to either escape, or employ another tactic.

Everyone needs to see this. Spread it

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-

Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but-

Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes.

Laywer: Yes, he raped her.

Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

alton1991:

lovestodeepthroat:

damn

everything about this is true

alton1991:

lovestodeepthroat:

damn

everything about this is true

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she-doesnt-wear-any-wings:

cuteminimo
on etsy

Is that mannequin single?

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thefoodhereisdisgusting:

That time in which Mamrie, Grace, and Hannah absolutely NAIL it.

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theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

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I like my #sunglasses. #selfiechallenge #selfie #selflove #girlswithpiercings #hotmess #nomakeup #curls #curlyhair #browneyes

I like my #sunglasses. #selfiechallenge #selfie #selflove #girlswithpiercings #hotmess #nomakeup #curls #curlyhair #browneyes

#selfie #selfiechallenge #selflove #girlswithpiercings #curls #curlyhair #browneyes #sunglasses

#selfie #selfiechallenge #selflove #girlswithpiercings #curls #curlyhair #browneyes #sunglasses